Thursday, 18 September 2014

JOKE TIME


                                                

      Is it a bad thing to be ugly? No. I suppose ….one Sunday morning, during a church service, the pastor asked his church members to pray “the devil is here, begin to rebuke the devil”. The pastor advised and simultaneously, the ugliest guy walked in. The members of the church thought he was the devil the pastor was referring to. So, everybody began to back out giving him enough space. But unfortunately for this old woman, who could not walk, knelt down and began to beg this ugly guy “please don’t kill me, please don’t kill me, and please don’t kill me. This old woman pleaded.

      On noting the scene that the members thought that he was the devil being refereed to, he dashed out of the church and in an attempt to cross the major road, and of course without looking at either side, he was knocked down by a passing car. He died instantly

     On his way to heaven, God sighted him coming. He asked Jesus to lock the gate and so, the gate of heaven was shut at his face.

   “Well, if heaven rejects me, I believe hell fire will receive me”. This ugly guy consoled himself and so decided to go to hell. On approaching hell, Satan (Lucifer) saw him coming and with his ugly look, he thought that he was going to rebel against him and so ordered one of his angels to give the ugly guy a bottle of kerosene and a box of matches so that he can be a founder of his own hell fire.

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