Is it a bad
thing to be ugly? No. I suppose ….one Sunday morning, during a church service,
the pastor asked his church members to pray “the devil is here, begin to rebuke
the devil”. The pastor advised and simultaneously, the ugliest guy walked in. The
members of the church thought he was the devil the pastor was referring to. So,
everybody began to back out giving him enough space. But unfortunately for this
old woman, who could not walk, knelt down and began to beg this ugly guy
“please don’t kill me, please don’t kill me, and please don’t kill me. This old
woman pleaded.
On noting the
scene that the members thought that he was the devil being refereed to, he
dashed out of the church and in an attempt to cross the major road, and of
course without looking at either side, he was knocked down by a passing car. He
died instantly
On his way
to heaven, God sighted him coming. He asked Jesus to lock the gate and so, the
gate of heaven was shut at his face.
“Well, if
heaven rejects me, I believe hell fire will receive me”. This ugly guy consoled
himself and so decided to go to hell. On approaching hell, Satan (Lucifer) saw
him coming and with his ugly look, he thought that he was going to rebel
against him and so ordered one of his angels to give the ugly guy a bottle of kerosene
and a box of matches so that he can be a founder of his own hell fire.
